"Where the Infobahn crosses a harmless-looking bridge."

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Trollheim, the home of the infamous Trolls Guild. Please keep your limbs inside the tank, as we are uncertain whether or not the guild has been fed recently.

You stand in the Main Hall/Lounge Area. From here you can:

• Be Confused
• Read The Hammer's Application
• Read The Hammer's Discourse On TITS
• Read The RUTABAGA's Defense
• Stomp the Anti-Trolls!

Or you can wander deeper into the complex (brave person that you are):

• Visit the Art Gallery
• Go down to the Dungeon and see some guys in suits
• Go to the Game Room
• Go to the Library
• Climb the long staircase to the Observatory
• Visit the Residential Wing of the guildhall
• Step onto the Teleport Pad
• Wander into the Television Lounge